Kimi the INVINCIBLE

2008-10-06T00:05:00.001-07:00

2008-05-24T01:53:00.001-07:00

2007-04-07T08:13:00.000-07:00

GUYS I CHANGED MY BLOG FOR GOODNESS SAKE KAYYS NO OFFENCE I AM SUPER UPER DE UBER DE FRIENDLY KAYY GO MY NEW BLOG AT www.jorbulas.blogspot.com WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO KAY THIS BLOG IS DEADEM~

btws i changed blog coz i have ABOLUTELY NO IDEA how to change blogskins and such. blog idiot ><.

exams

2006-10-17T06:50:00.000-07:00

waaah this time very short post. about my results der lah.
My chinese and history and english and science and everything but maths. COZ I PASSED MY MATHS~ so happy k. paper I 25.5/50 paper II 32/50. I KNOW LAH NTH TO BE HAPPY ABOUT. I KNOW ITS HORRIBLE K. BUT I ALWAYS FAIL ONE K. AT LEAST PASS BY 7.5MARKS RIGHT. harrumph.
lol. rather surprised by my history marks. i NEVER EVER study AT ALL then get 43/65. pro hor -.- lot of ppl lower than me k.... somemore those study ALOT one. tycoism lah me.
Chinese oso another tycoism case. CAN PASS LOR MIRACLE.
AIYAH SUPER UNHAPPY WITH ENGLISH LAH. hell lor.
compo 22.5/30, letter writing 26/30, oral 30/40, compre main 17.5/25, summary and vocab 15.5/25. U TELL ME WHAT TURD IS THIS. LOUSY LIKE DUNNO WAD LAH. nvm. will strive for better results next year.
science was horrible. aint gonna talk about it. PHYSICS FAIL LIKE SIAO LOR. 16.5/40. THAT SHIT IS THIS. omg sei. haiyo....
AIYAH FED-UP LAH SAY UNTIL. dont wanna talk bt it anymore~~

Signing off
SadTangoer(lame sei)
Giving a DIAO face.
Moo.

the hair thingy

2006-10-10T02:47:00.000-07:00

Hairdo. lol im super happy with my new hairstyle lor. ULTRA GUYISH K. finally. moo.
i look like a little boi boi. then group of ppl suddenly ruffle my hair. turns out to be.......... ah, nvr u mind.
zZzz. EOYs finally over lol.
- this is another short post. mehh-
EOYs over liao can play. actually not much diff but u get the idea.
Today went to take neoprint. i suppose i look okay in my new hair lol. CUTE U KNOW!! CUTE SEI~ UGLY AND ADORABLE WITHOUT THE ADORABLE PART~! lols. i so love crapping.
diaos lah. RAIN DER SAD TANGO SUPER NICE K AND HIS DANCE IS LIKE.... WAAAH PRO SEI. must listen. dont care illegal or legal download or thru youtube(err oops?)
WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY MARKNIG DAYS!!
THURSDAY(turd-day lol- turd=.... dung) GOING CHUCHUMOOMOO'S HOUSE WITH SHINCHILLA(lol told u i love crapping. new nickname for shinshin...)!! YAY. CAN SHWO OFF MY HORRIBLE HAIR. MOOHOO!!~~
Hms. gonna change my blog music to sad tango...? moo dunno how. lols. gai tian zai shuo.

Signing off,
Lil' BoiBoi

P.S: MOO!!

2006-10-07T08:04:00.000-07:00

STOLEN FROM AH PEH'S BLOGG:

How to make a Chai Jovine

Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
3 parts self-sufficiency
5 parts beauty

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!

a moo moo post

2006-10-07T07:18:00.000-07:00

hais. lol why start the post with so shitty(oops?) er...start...? lols. hms.
yesterday tio scolded by mdm yati for flicking fly off brina's shoulder. grats to me.
gonna get my hair cutted(yeah yeah i know...).
IM GONNA FAIL MY MATHS. mail my faths. lol. I LOVE CRAPPING SEI. moo.
my posts all so random der. vell, thats my te se.
nowadays the haze very scary. got headache cant memorise stuff. sians.
now eating popiah. lol super nice.
my history paper oso gonna fail lor. moo. totally dunno how to do. wrote crappish stuff coz im a pile of crabb. diaos.
ehh guys can tell me whether when i change blog skin my post still here der mah?
lols. emphasise!!! mehh.
GUYS SHOULD MY BLOG MUSIC BE "GONG" DER OR BAD DAY OR RANDOM WESTLIFE'S SONGS?
lol. up to chuchu bah. she in charge of my blog. coz im a psychotic idiot on this kind of bloggie thingies.
now drinking campbell soup. lol dingy gonna go crazy.
btw,
GUYS MUST MUST WATCH GONG K?!!?!?!?!?!?!!? NICE U KNOW....?!?!?!
lol i kee siao liao. or alrdy kee siaoed. moomoo.
IM A MOO MOO. dRe-moo.
this post'sgonna be short but i'll post more aft the exams. maybb steal some quizzes and crap from my zae's blogs. moo.

Signing off,
A MooMoo
Called JooMoo.
: MOO :

el paper post

2006-09-29T02:01:00.000-07:00

Ahems. This time my post is typed word for word from this piece of paper i wrote when i had nth to do during english paper 2. ::

DeCoiL must level 40.
change helmet and clothing lei.
like very noob. poor like hell.
Attack must higher. Finish quests. Go cave of the evil eye. Level 50 go ossy.
Yay level 50 pro ler. not pro but easier to train lah. Go home play DeCoiL 1hr then bathe+eat+do hwk. at night try play again lors. My pen ink very dark.
DeCoiL excel! dont let Hazel catch up can ler.
sian need train/guide Jason Tan. Zyy. Bowowow ZZ. Oh lol. SEI. YP damn pro.
I need to be richer. I want be Jr Master. Guild name must be cool. if can then logo oso must be cool..
Exams super duper boring sei. I actually wrote approx 900+ words for my compo! amazing. Adeline kinda speaking to me again. YAY!!! lols. diaos.

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Q1a) The -

oops. siah lah really word for word. pro sei.- this not from the paper.
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After school go eat with Hazel then go back for Hist. lesson. Kaos. Sians. Waste time. Cud have gone home playing. Shit it sei. Later need to throw this away. Mdm Yati in the class. Mehh.
~Back to Maple~
DeCoiL spearman sei. Ratehr difficult to train. Maybb use polearm a while lors.
Spear like less/smaller dmg. I dont like my handwriting to be so small. Extra foolscap very useful. aft the exam i must copy this long pile of turd-UH I MEAN WORDS- into other foolscap then throw away. DeCoiL MUST hit 1m mesos soon lor. chiong too hard burn wallet? now around 900k+. Yatoy teaching me this weird game. I so outlawed. Wah kao write small hand pain. MUST excel in formula g1. nice to play sei. 20mins to the end of this EL paper. Writing kills time. DeCoiL level 40+ shud be easier to train...? Cannot go ossy sei. bo lui. $.$. Sians. Runescape oso bo lui. havent even hit 2m yet. only 1.4m.sian 1.1m to sara. maybb go mining guild mine all the coal. LOL.

Today wear old specs to sch.seldom write so long for a post in blog but really nth to do. nvr see b4 Page 3rd job around lei. too lousy ler? But i liked Page. hao3 wan2. oh lol. 15mins now. wtf = water the flower. ^^. learn from Hazal(<- wad the log in thingy says).
I wanna start a SUPERBEGINNER!! woohoo. cassie der? *shrugs*
I HATE MY WAY OF SPEAKING. Americanised? nah dont think so...? Kimi rocks. stupid guys go say kiwi recorder instead of Kimi Raikkonen. ears got prob lor they. The hard copy of this post cannot be read lor. horrible handwriting. omg no time ler need to check. well, thats wad mdm yati said. is this post too erm dangerous? WADEVER. gtg.

Signing off,
Amazingly bored,
A JoJo

2006-09-27T02:54:00.000-07:00

er yay...? finally solved blogger prob. figured out that there is such thing as language select -.- rather surprised that my tagboard suddenly so many ppl. sians.
stupid wei1 xing2 xiao3 shuo1. cheem like hell. 500 chinese words like very easy, but i no idea at all. surprising. chuchu gimme some idea lei. i have a head full of dust and fluff. brain size of a pinhead. surprisingly my psle score wasnt that bad. my father so bad u noe. thot i cudnt even get to 240. stupid. anyways went to an iq test online. end up my iq 134. humanly impossible.
bleahh. im addicted to.....................................................................................CHEEZELS.
nope, none for u, hazAL. lol. thats wad the log in says. moo.
very nice to eat u know. anyway i realised that my post all use singlish der. then my sis der all damn pro english. perfect english. lame XIA(lol no leg prawn)
mehh.
tmr english exam. paper 1 and 2. nth to study one lei. why got ppl RUSH home to STUDY. CAN U TELL ME GOT WAD *toot* TO STUDY? oh lol. the toot can be crab.
mehh.
i wanna change blog skin. change liao posts still there mah?. i think so right?. can i place my order? lol.
To dear chuchu,liu jie:
I WANT KIMI DER BLOG SKIN! ARGH!! can i have kimi's pci and cars all over the place?
AND BLK?
pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls. dunnid so compli? bit compli can ler ^^.
i noe i super fussy lah but.........ARGH I STICK WITH THIS BLOGSKIN 1YR++++++++ ler HELP.
mehh.
whoever play runescape super pro + wanna buy ores/bars/food kindly place orders thru.... tagboard?
mehh.
Goes like this:

RS Name:
Category:(food/ores/bars)
Name of item:
Quantity:
Playing times:

- i will update my stats soon. i know there wont be ppl to place orders and i oso think that runescape is lame but i have to win KimChee before i wash my hands clean off it. ^^.

mehh. ugh. gtg.

Signing off,
Very sian diao mood,
A super mooing freako.

2006-08-30T07:10:00.000-07:00

creatures who do not understand us. things which think THEY are always right and that children must listen to them. Nagging machines which think that nagging is the best language.
GUESS WAD? Parents. Not all of them. only parents who are like my parents.
GUESS WAD?
GOT SCOLDED FOR BEING TIRED AND SLEEPING. okay fine so i was in my uniform. but im realy tired u noe. came back late then 5 seconds after reaching home my sis call me take umbrella go phoenix station get her. wad the crap. raining so heavily. then i came back with sore toes. the stupid plastic strap of the slippers cut into me. =( BUT WHY ON THE WORLD AM I WRONG? SLEEPINESS HAPPEN TO THEM OSO WAD. THEY TIRED THEY OSO SLEEP RIGHT? It's like ppl's mum and dad will like ke3 lian2 they child so tired worn out then let them sleep. MY PARENTS? SLEEPING IS A CRIME.
they super biased. sis got to sleep. reason? she tired. SHE TIRED I NOT TIRED ISIT. I YOUNGER SOME MROE U NOE. MORE EASILY GET TIRED CAN. stupid lah.
sians. so angry now that cannot continue. forget it. next time continue.

Signing off,
Ultra angry,
Super pissed,
Crab

2006-08-25T01:54:00.000-07:00

MY SINGING'S HORRIBLE. I ADMIT IT. BUT I WILL.NOT.SHUT.UP. u aint gonna force me.
i'll force ur head down the toilet.
tell me that my singing is like wad u hear when cars crash. i'll just say i agree. i really do.but i try my best. so try ur best not to blame me or tell me to shut up. pls kindly bear with it.
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bin rather pissed by hazel. ytd IPW thingy she and jason keep playing. then insist not playing. diao. spray water in a palce where computers are around. sot.
fencing rocks. i love it kay. y xue yun and pratyusha hate it. it ROCKS! the fencing tee rocks even more.
dunno whether can wear it on 31 Aug ornt. half-u can wear into sv?
wad to get for da teachers...?!?! me not gd at this kindof stuff. buy cushion weird ornt...? box of red pens? red pants? LOL. toldya am not gd at this. anyways bin into runescape lately. rather crazy, i mentioned. its true. cant believe it myself. just wanna win ChangJin. HUMANLY IMPOSSIBLE. anyways anyone sellnig coal pls tell me. i suppose not. as in no one will sell. is sadded. smacks meself.
anywayz cant believe that my standing broad jump suddenly can jump 180. normally aint 180. feels proud of myself. LiNing bian4 tai4...! 188. next yr must try to win her. am nto happy here.
forcing myself to write longer. er gee feeling hungry. eats da computer. lame. -.-"'
super angry with myself. fell during shuttle run. got a B.
ok ok shall stop complaining.
anyways,
feeling tired.

signing off, gonna sleep,
Psycho

sian diao

2006-08-24T07:26:00.000-07:00

hais... tmr adeline's birthday. err i think. got her a present. dunno whether she will even accept it lor. been ignoring/avoiding/irritated by me-ing/cold-shouldering me. sians. wonder why. is ratehr appalled. anyways bin trying to find time to post weekly to no avail. shall try harder. jia you me, ppl.
eek anyway just realise the wrapping paper squashed due to putting to long on da floor. wrong move. so ugly how to give her. now she definitely WONT accept. cham liao. -.-
sian anyway today physical fitness test. HORRIBLE. plain horrible. only happy with standiing broad jump. OKAY FORGET IT. super unhappy jiu4 shi4 le4 la4(cool-.-). 180cm. pile of crap. sit-ups not bad 41 but cud have done more. A grade for sit-ups lol is lololol >31. sians. wasted energy. din noe mahh.
my blogger thingy like got prob. all in chinese mixed with english. cant find english in encoding. anyone can gimme advice? lols.
back to the fitness test. lols i so random. fine. i got it. i love full-stops. my inclined pull-ups were simply... err... wads the word...? lols: DISASTROUS. fine i dunno how to spell, k. dont laff. laffing is prohibited. wahas. kayys. going kee siao here. anyways i pulled myself up only thrice. pathetic. before the I-P-U we had shuttle run. GUESS WAD. FELL. argh. was grabbing first block when i fell flat. so dui1 lian3(embarrassed). got 5 bruises. one freaky orrrh-chae(blue black) at the hip boney thingy, two scratchy looking bruises on da knees, small hole at side of hand and this super painful err skin-peel-off injury on right elbow. thats the most erm disgusting looking of all? not exactly. fine. no words to describe k. vocab been worse lately. wow i realised im writing a rather long thingy here. longer than normal, that is.
ANYWAY:
sit-and-reach was horrible, as usual. 30cm. wad kind of crap is that. i super inflexible lah. stupid. wish i am more flexible(echo- EXTRA!).
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ANYWAY(my god how many times can i use this word in this essay looking entry...? fine i talk alto of crap. thats y im called crab. crap right?)::
anyone can gimme some comment abt my weirdo-O posts? i find myself irritating. i strive to be irritating. those who wanna get irritated by me pls tell me. ^^
bin irritating sbt ChangJin lately. thats isabella. lol. she look so totally like lee ying ai. not sure the eng spelling or WADEVER. bin callnig her sbt(si bian tai). she is just a super pro person who is a perfectionist and irritates me. thats y i irritate her. WAHA. *wham* -.-'"

btw i so totally wish to have Hi-Chew chewy sweet thingy at home. random? lol. me haf sweet-tooth...?

ARGH. gotta go.

Signing off,
Crab

ahemm

2006-08-03T22:46:00.000-07:00

ahem... common test over liao... yay ^^
lols first time type so small derr.... anywayz.... who watched high school musical?!?!?!?!?!? so rockss nia~
lucas a.k.a ryan so cute lols. very comical. err sharpay bit erms dots but lol.... like the songs nto so much of the show lah.
diao suddenly i so into runescape. i noe its lame shit but yeah... so long nvr play liao go see see awhile wont die. Btw i playing derr is hoon derr acc.she doesnt play liao isit -.- btw hoon i changed the pw again call me if you wanna noe.

2006-07-14T07:35:00.000-07:00

aiyah k lah k lah just now only very angry.... no offence lah.

bdaebdae

2006-07-14T07:14:00.000-07:00

EHH FORGOT TO ANNOUCE TODAY IS HOONIE'S BIRTHDAY!! WOO HOO * applause* YEAHA!! HOONIE BEST WISHES!! BEST FWENS FOREVER, MAN( i mean, woman ^^)! GONNA GIVE YOU MROE AND MORE SWEETS!!~~

STUPID KIAN ANN

2006-07-14T07:06:00.000-07:00

TOH KIAN ANN THAT STUPID IDIOT GO MAKE PPL CRY BY INSULTING THEIR PARENTS STILL DARE SAY THE PERSON STARTED IT THEN BLAMED EVERYTHING ON HER. DIE DIE DONT WANT TO BELIEVE HE IS WRONG LIKE ENTIRE WORLD ORBIT AROUND HIM HE IS THE CENTRE OF EVERYTHING THEN EVERYTHING HE RIGHT LOR. HE NEEDS MENTAL HELP, SERIOUSLY. HE EVEN PUT GLUE ON PPL'S CHAIRS THEN THE SAME PERSON WHOM HE MAKE CRY SAT ON IT HE OSO NVR SAY ANYTHING LIKE NOT HE DO ONE. THEN HE DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO WASH THE GLUE OFF THE CHAIR JUST WIPE WITH TISSUE PAPER AND MAKE IT WORSE. STUPID LAH THAT FAT PIG(<<>

2006-05-14T06:56:00.000-07:00

DUDES~~! EXAMS ARE OVER!! cool.
im chionging lvl for my maple ... diaoz... lvl 43 only leh ... im trying to chiong as fast as possible and then reach lvl 48, when i can weild my brilliant cromi and wear my not-so-brilliant calas... STILL, im broke as in totally... then still got loans to pay ...u can guess im in negative figures...
ANYWAY
back to sch stuff... ok....probably nto entirely, but still... I LOVE BADMINTON... but that's only nowadays i guess... i had a period of time where i was crazy over basketball... *STILL CRAZY OVER F1/ KIMI*
sianz...
signing off,
kimifan

haha

2006-05-05T02:03:00.000-07:00

YO DUDES~long time nvr post liao....almost two solid months.....anyway...i got totally drenched ytd when i went home...i went ding rong's hse after the DAMN IDIOTIC CRAP cheering compettition thingy....KANASAI...paiseh...haf bin very vulgar lately...will post more often....but currently running a fever...

2006-03-10T00:24:00.000-08:00

I BOUGHT KELLY'S ALBUM!!yeahh~~~
the songs rocks man... so excited over it...
kelly got one picture veh nice

2006-01-19T23:36:00.000-08:00

hey dudes sorry for not posting for such a long time...quite busy wif all the orientation and sch work stuffs...ytd went to watch I NOT STUPID TOO. u noe the shawn person(guo bin in i nto stupid,tom in too)from my sch de mahhz.....so we watch the show at 6 bucks pay by edusave -.- lols...the show not bad neh go watch.i guess its better than the first lols......joshua came ytd to my sch oso but no gal scream....miracle...he gort "premature grey hair"(his fringe dyed silver,wear punk clothes and sunglasses-.- shuai!lols)hahahas.
btw my blog isit very oolu?like no one come de...i go join fencing as cca nia...but dunno whether can get in or not coz response overwhelming...hahahas...
logging off -.-
Hiro fan

2006-01-01T04:45:00.000-08:00

i realised i look real dorky in the bpgh uniform...i feel damn fat coz i gort a skirt that is a teeny weeny bit too big but bit too long...haizz...and hor the stupid rude woman who served us gave me three sizes to try nia...okayy....the skirt is really too big -.- at da waist larhhz...but i still think that im fat..and hor last time netball team desiree always say that if im fat she fatso(am i supposed to reveal this?...OOPS!)
btw that day i went to watch narnia wif my sis,that day damn qiao lorhhs..!
first is meet my cousin...we were waiting for train at the very end of the station where the phone booths are then she actualyl go there to call her mum then saw us then my sis lent her her phone-.-lll
and then i saw is guy from 6.10 ON THE TRAIN.
then going home on da bus we saw my sister's fav. person on earth(...dortz).
wah i nvr write so damn long b4...btw HAPPIE NEW YEAR!!

NARNIA~~

2005-12-28T05:44:00.000-08:00

GUYS U ALL MUST GO WATCH NARNIA EVEN IF ITS THE LAST THING U DO ITS DAMN NICE IF U DONT WATCH YEH GONNA REGRET IT I NOE IM SPEAKNIG ALL TOO FAST BUT U REALLY REALLY MUST WATCH IT ITS ONE OF DA BEST SHOWS NOW GO GO GO!*breathes in and out*

2005-12-24T02:04:00.000-08:00

Zzzzzzzzzz......Bp so ...old...the floor of the classroom like is dusty cement lor...
Haizz...btw the uniform looks weird on me.
I GOT KHIAN ANN(or wad ever his name is...) IN MY CLASS...*faints* my class all special course de.Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................................
On 23/12 that day class sitting arrangement(front row) is like that :

unknown girl/lovell eunice leong/me brandan/khian ann unknown guy/unknown guy

lolx..................................my 3rd Bo come to the class lor.....so dots. Come and ask lotsa questions...
and hor i seldom post de,unless got important events or i simply got nth to do...

2005-12-21T22:20:00.000-08:00

ARGH! i really really wanna change my music to fa ru xue...........CHU HELP!............
i feeling rather away from hoon nowadays......like drifting...NO!*shakes head vigorously and ruffles hair*. we are best of fwens as fwens can b............kkz.........but i really speak more of my troubles to ding,though she abit wu liao and annoying at times....Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
i keep feeling that other ppl's blog all better than mine...example....chikok's one is so cool....JAY!AHH!!JAY!! * screams and faints,being unable to write anymore*

oh bored...

2005-08-09T21:41:00.000-07:00

I ATE THREE TEMPURA CHICKEN BURGERS IN A WEEK! CAN U BELIEVE IT?
BECOME FATSO LE LA!
omgomg......the turkish grand prix so so so so so so far, far, away...21st Aug lehz....lyk shit de lahh...
*YAWNS--super bored....*
Left ALOT of hw.......sian...

oh freak it

2005-08-08T23:32:00.000-07:00

Ahh i will say: GO KIMI! U ROCK MI WORLD!!